Sunday, May 22, 2011

Now that I'm a grown up I am mature.

"I love you with all my heart."

"That's not that big of an organ, I love you with all of my liver."

"Well I love you with all of my hair."

"I love you with all the acid in my stomach."

"That's kind of gross, I love you with all of my skin."

"I love you with all the blood in my veins."

"Okay, ew."

"I love you with all the poop in my butt."

"EW."

"And it's a lot.'

"EW. STOP!"

"I haven't gone in 2 days."

"You are SO GROSS."

She leaves the room. Now I have the couch to myself to watch Dexter!.

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